Yet Another Dump Of Thirty-Three Memes About Nothing

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    Text - TIME TO BE PRODUCTIVE!! wait no. what am i doing.
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    Text - Teacher : Give An Example Of A Business Failure Due To Careless Management? Me : A Prostitute Getting Pregnant. Teacher : Leave My Class.
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    Face - "scratch* Finally, *scratch a spotless Wait, is that. apartment! Don't do it "scratch "scratch MisSANGEST DON'T. DO IT.
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    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Mammoth: [slides $20 across the table] I need you to take out the Dinosaurs. God: [pocketing money] how do you want it done? Mammoth: make it look like an accident. God: I'll hit em with a rock. Mammoth: what? no I said an accident. God: a big ole space rock.
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    Text - Own 7 pens! MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 TIME TRAVELER:Be careful, interaction could change history ME:Got it, ride dinosaurs very carefully TT:Nope. No. You cannot ride dinosaurs M:Oh, ok, only ride 1 dinosaur TT:Zero dinosaurs M:Gotcha. I understand TT:You're still holding a giant saddle M:.This is for something else 8:40 AM · Apr 16, 2018 <>
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    Gun - Know your rights Getting robbed? Just say no. ©OBAID Your robber legally cannot take any of your possession without your consent.
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    White - Hey Cat! Fetch! seebangnow
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    Text - APRIL 8 20o I5 DETENTION NOTICE RAYMONP FIRST NAME GRADE STUDENTS LAST NAME Is Assigned Detention On The Following Dates AOR. 8-10 ANOTHER AT THREW CAMP REASON STUDENT TOLD TO AND "LIGHTEN THE FxcK up". !!! TEACHER'S SIGNATURE DETENTION TEACHER'S SIGNATURE चेके When Detentionis Served STUDENT COPY
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    Line - WHY ARE You sucH NEVER STAY DEAD A TWAT WAFFLE?
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    Vehicle - u/dayoldcheeze like titanic is obviously fake because, how do they record it when they are like all dieing in the water? Tam smort
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    Food - no the fituuik we're not epicurious O @epicurious Move over avocado. We're spreading peas on everything. trib.al/RF2SHVH
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    Text - *Invention of archery* "Man, I really want to stab that person but they are way tf over there." @mateenstewart
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    Cartoon - YLAD THE IMPALER DISCOVERS MARSHMALLOWS WELL THESE ARE FUCG GREAT
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    Cartoon - DOMESTICATS by ShinePaw domesticatscomic.com WELCOME HUMAN! I'M GLAD YOUu ARE FINALLY HOME! BECAUSE NOW I CAN. ASSASINATE YOU!!
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    Rainbow - YOU DONT HAVE TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY NOT TO BE A DICK.
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    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: pick a Christmas movie to watch. Me: Lord of the Rings. Wife: that's not a Christmas movie. Me: then why does it have elves? Wife: Me: plus Gandalf looks like Low Carb Santa.
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    Cartoon - 8yr olds doing a finger gun in rock paper scissors I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you.
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    Text - A Small Fiction @ASmallFi. · 14 Jun "How can I be remembered?" he said. ASF "Be difficult to forget," the Oracle said. "How? Do I create art? Be famous? Be powerful?" "Be kind." 27 5,381 O 14.7K S 36
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    Facial hair - League of Legends was A playing League of Legends. 3 hrs · 8 Congratulations, you played yourself.
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    Text - Lettuce Pi @newLettuce [Hell] Demon: We will punish you for your gluttony! Me: Neato! l'm a glutton for punishment Demon: ... *quietly into walkie- talkie* could I get a supervisor over here
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    Text - Eliza @eliza_rainyday Swearing is so unattractive Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I'm already unattractive so mind your fuing business
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    Text - inianueslanioa yes i'm vegan. yes i eat meat. we exist. im an atheist. yes i believe in god. yes we exist 927 1d Like Reply Im a virgin.yes I have sex. We exist. 00 1K 1d Like Reply Yes I'm no, no l'm yes. We no yes O=02.6K 1d Like Reply
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    Nose - FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH memegenerator.net
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    Text - Fun things to do in New Jersey CONO. JUMPOFT hardcore drugs get shot - eat pork roll pay overpriced rent move die tan pretend to be cool pay overpriced car insurance get robbed drop out of school die put gel in your hair die vacation in Newark, Patterson or Camden die - die Fun things to do in NJ
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    Text - Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fuutlind this up more
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    Text - horny rae jepsen @themiltron [the invention of knocking] i'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me 4/30/17, 3:14 PM 5,363 RETWEETS 11.2K LIKES
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    Comics - Hugs feel suffocating! Touch makes me nervous! LATER: SQUIRM (But why SQUIRM O Sarah Andersen
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    Text - Dan @dadopotamus If I'm ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
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    Text - People with a dog: he's half British Spaniel, 1/4 French basset hound, 1/8 Tibetan magic flower and his ancestors won world war 2 People with a cat: this is Nacho and he's an asshole
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    Text - Today 11:34 AM Send me words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at work. Delivered There is no Netflix in prison
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    Text - GOLD 50, YOU'VE COME TO STEAL MY TREASURE. ACTUALLY, I JUST WANTED TO ASK WHY YOU HOARD GOLD. YOU'RE BASICALLY A GIANT LIZARD. WHY HOARD GOLD!? EVER SINCE THE FED ABOLISHED THE GOLD STANDARD PAPER CURRENCY IS WORTHLESS! WHEN THE ZION ISTS AND THE GLOBAL ELITES ESTABLISH THEIR NEW WORLD ORDER YOU'LL WISH YOU HOARDED GOLD TOOl THE ROTHS MRLD BANK GETHER T ND THE RE WORKING @SKELETON.CLAW SKELETONCLAW.COM
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    Photo caption - CCUPY amfam100 • 1 year ago a He looks like he's constantly scanning a database of "normal" human responses. 3.1K 1 目19 VIEW 19 REPLIES

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